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skool mein bhayankar aag lag gayi,bachche – maje aa gaeab kal se skool nahin aana padega

pappoo ka aaj fainal egjaam tha,pappoo ko pepar mein ek bhi savaal ka javaab nahin aata tha,pappoo naalaayak khaali kopi hi chhod aaya,jab pappoo room se nikala,tichar ekadam gusse mein – kyon be naalaayak,kuchh karake bhi aaya hai,ya aise hi aa gaya,pappoo – ji sar, breakfast karake aaya hoon, aur aaptichar behosh

teacher claas mein ganit padha raha thateacher – bord mein 55 likho,pappoo – sar kaise likhate hainteacher – 5 likhe phir usake said mein ek aur 5 likhpappoo – ne bord mein 5 likha aur ruk gayateacher – abe kya hua ruk kyon gayapappoo – sar doosara 5 kis said likhoon samajh nahi aa raha

Pappu ko maths bilkul samaj me nahi aata thateacher- kal question solve krke layegapappu- ji master jiteacher- agar kal kam karke nahi laya tomain murga banungapappu master ka bhi bap nikla, pappu bola-murga to mai khata nahi, panir aalu bana lena…fir de thappad, de thappad

😂🤣🤣tichar – beta tumhaare ghar mein sabasechhota kaun hai?bachcha – mere paapa,tichar hairaan hokar bola –beta vo kaise?bachcha – kyoonki vo abhi tak mammi ke saath sote hain

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